RPoTW: Most inexplicably random lyrics...

RPoTW: Random Post of The Week
Some songs have brilliant, meaningful lyrics; some have beautiful, metaphorical lyrics; some paint a picture, some tell a story, a lot are pretty damn random but still somehow tell you something.
But... at the low end are brilliant tracks that might as well have lyrics written by a five year old!!! Here are some favourites but this can only be the very smallest of starts...
Read some sample lyrics below while listening to the playlist at the bottom of this post.

The Beatles - I am the walrus
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
goo goo goo joob
Modest Mouse - Float on
We'll all float on...alright. Already we'll all float on.
Alright already we'll all float on, ok.
Don't worry we'll all float on.
Even if things get heavy, we'll all float on.

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo,Galileo,
Galileo,Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o
Fujiya & Miyagi - photocopier
You're losing, you're losing
Your bodily fluids
I got so, I got so, so monosyllabic
Your butchered your setlist
With vocal gymnastics

Bomb the Bass - butterfingers
oh you give me butterfingers
oh you give me butterfingers

Bush - Disease of the dancing cat
All the fisherman and their families
All sickly growing sentimental
It's all over for urang-a-tang
Looks like their back on the street again
Beck - Devil's haircut
Heads are hanging from the garbage man trees
Mouthwash jukebox gasolinepistols are pointing
At a poor man's pockets
Smiling eyes ripping out of his sockets
Got a devil's haircut in my mind

And I just have to wrap up with:

Focus - Hocus Pocus
ho?ho ho ha haaaa!

Hit play!

1 comment:

  1. c'mooon!
    you HAVE to include
    "Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon"